Shades of Whatever

Sitcom-y exchange at a bar

I’m sitting at the bar with my best friend, our other good friend, and a pretty girl he has introduced us to.

Me, inner narrative: I think O’s on a date. He’s making that face he makes at girls.

Best friend, reading my mind again, instantly leans over and whispers: “Is O dating that girl? Because he’s making that face he always makes. You know. That face.”

Me: “I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. He always makes that face that’s like-” My eyes slink to half-mast and I smile creepily.

We’re roaring with laughter - out of love, of course - when our other friend wades through the crowd and yells over the music, “WHAT’S SO FUNNY? Hey are we busting up a first date or something? You ever notice that face O makes when he’s talking to girls? It’s like - ” He makes the face and we laugh even harder.

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