loveyarealgood asked: Why can't you have this ask thing set at anonymous so I can be a cowardly douche bag and say rude things to you?
Hello, bestfriend. I don’t know why you can’t threaten people anonymously on tumblr. But the good news is that 1.) We live in the same building and my analog mailbox is one quarter of an inch to the west of your own, and 2.) My social secretary is available 24 hours a day for all of your hate-mail needs:
Just slip it under the door, mami.
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