CONFIDENTIAL TO EVERYONE UNDER 20 YEARS OF AGE

“Who the fuck is Sonny Moore?”

This is Bon Iver. They will not be relevant to your interests until the first time you get your heart broken on the serious.

This is Paul McCartney. He is responsible for everything you’ve ever loved.

This is a violent man who hates women and is not to be adored.

This is Arcade Fire. This here is a song and video you can probably relate to.

This is how magnets work. Now please stop asking.

You’re going to have a tough time covering up evidence of your love of Skrillex when you get past your first or second year of college and are expected to have a semblance of good taste. Please trust me. I listened to Mindless Self Indulgence in high school, so I know what I’m talking about. Thank Christ there was no Facebook back then. Woof.

Thank you, and have a pleasant evening.