Shades of Whatever

The Makeup - Born on the Floor

Good morning, my child. You’re what? Hungover? I know you are. That’s okay. Some of us woke up ass-early after staying up most of the night writing, opting to forgo anything resembling fun, because sometimes duty calls.

Some of us have been sitting here writing in the Royal We waiting to tell you to listen to the above song because it’ll totally smooth over your frayed, boozy nerves. No, really. 

Some of us found an article about hangover cures and think you should read it. Tripe soup! Buffalo milk! 

There, there. We’ll get through this together.