March 2012
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A SELECTION OF FORMER ROOMMATES
The apartment series is taking longer than expected. I should say something about the struggles involved with reflecting on the past, but truthfully I got sort of sucked into a couple of good books and a couple of ugly days. So, screw you, long-form writing. In the mean time, here is a little bit about some of my estimated 30+ former roommates.
Due to being tumblr-famous, this guy seems to take...
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February 2012
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Hurry up, springtime.
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BAD NEWS
The new Magnetic Fields is not very good.
I say this in an effort to not betray the 2003 version of myself, whose opinion still matters to me. Calling it “not very good” requires a superhuman amount of restraint. Because it is actually sort of awful.
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Travis Jensen
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Dear Kelly 10 P.M.,
Thanks for doing all the ‘easy’ dishes - the knives and coffee mugs - and leaving all the egg-encrusted bowls and ramekins for me.
You are a dick,
Kelly 6 A.M.
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Everything you know is wrong
List of common misconceptions
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Letizia’s, the day after Snowmageddon.
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So
When is First Ladies’ Day?
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BILL
BILL
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Walking down the street with Joe
Julia Chesky - “The Original Hipster”
Joe is telling stories about trouble he encountered with his graf crew back in Baltimore, and how much he used to like getting into fights.
Me: “Yeah, I was a scrapper when I was younger, too. But not anymore.”
Joe: “Me neither. Ah boy, Rainbo. This neighborhood has changed so much.”
[A time capsule of four...
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Recipe: Baked eggs
My dad has this recipe he calls “magic potatoes.” It’s just twice-baked potatoes with Velveeta melted on top. My sisters and I always used to ask him what made them “magic” and received no clear answer until we were adults when Dad, possibly after a couple of beers, muttered something about how he always made them to impress girls he was dating and “it always...
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I MISS SUMMER
Partly because I’m so good at it.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO FIND CHIHUAHUA-SIZED...
Asking for a friend.
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Article: The Makeup reunites →
Hey, look at that. I used my powers for good instead of evil.
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Almost forgot
about this picture from Valentine’s Day two years ago.
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RIP Zelda Kaplan →
Oh no!
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Tinybaby gpoy. That’s me in the corner.
Beat Kitchen to see Stylex, five years ago today.
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Sitcom-y exchange at a bar
I’m sitting at the bar with my best friend, our other good friend, and a pretty girl he has introduced us to.
Me, inner narrative: I think O’s on a date. He’s making that face he makes at girls.
Best friend, reading my mind again, instantly leans over and whispers: “Is O dating that girl? Because he’s making that face he always makes. You know. That face.”
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loveyarealgood asked: Why can't you have this ask thing set at anonymous so I can be a cowardly douche bag and say rude things to you?
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NOTABLE HUMAN INTERACTIONS OF THE PAST 36 HOURS
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I’m on the blue line on my way to work. It’s packed shoulder-to-shoulder when the girl next to me slinks to her knees in the aisle and starts shaking. Everyone exchanges “What the hell do we do now” looks. I get down there with her and see tears streaming down her face, but she’s not making a sound. I ask her if she needs help and when she says yes, I look for...
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CONFIDENTIAL TO EVERYONE UNDER 20 YEARS OF AGE
“Who the fuck is Sonny Moore?”
This is Bon Iver. They will not be relevant to your interests until the first time you get your heart broken on the serious.
This is Paul McCartney. He is responsible for everything you’ve ever loved.
This is a violent man who hates women and is not to be adored.
This is Arcade Fire. This here is a song and video you can probably relate...
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